Have you ever walked into a bathroom at work and it has absolutely reeked like someone has explosive diarrhea? And you go in and take the quickest wee ever to escape only to see that another colleague is waiting to use that stall. And you can tell that they think it was you. It’s the worst.
Today I was walking behind a guy and for the life of me I could not tell if he had just washed his hair or if he had not washed his hair in a really long time.